Thursday, March 5, 2009

Cake Mate Icing Expires?

Las edades de la mujer y las edades del hombre

The ages of women
From 13 to 15 is such as Latin America: in progress.

From 17 to 25 is like Asia, Virgin half and half explored.

From 25 to 35 is like Africa: hot and mysterious.

From 36 to 45 is like Europe (in ruins), shattered but interesting.

of 46 to 55 is like the United States: pure technology.

From 56 to 65 is like Russia: bullshit.

of 66 to 70 is like the Antarctic : everyone knows where it is but nobody wants to go see it.

of 70 onwards is like the United Nations, exists but does not act.

The ages of man

From 10 to 15 is MICO: Live stripping the "banana"

From 16 to 20 is GIRAFFE: We eat the "flowers "

From 21 to the 30 is VULTURE: He eats anything that crosses you

From 31 to 40 is EAGLE : Choose all that is going to eat

of 41 to 50 is PAPAGAYO: Speaks more than
eat
From 51 to 60 is WOLF Chase but eats Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother

of 61 to 70 is CICADA: Sing, sing and eat nothing

From 71 to 80 is CONDOR : Con-pain here, pain there .. " Of the 81 and older is

DOVE: Just shit

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